pencil chucking

stabbybutt:

Im at a party at a friend’s place
Im scared

zankyger:

titenoute:

I case someone want to experiment what real terror is go here it’s in english.

WHY WOULD YOU SOURCE THAT.

zankyger:

titenoute:

I case someone want to experiment what real terror is go here it’s in english.

WHY WOULD YOU SOURCE THAT.

tailsmph62:

SPORTS ANIME GETS ME SO PUMPED UP
IM GONNA RIDE MY BIKE WHILE SPIKING MY VOLLEYBALL OVER THE SCHOOL’S SWIMMING POOL AND SCORE A TOUCHDOWN

nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

tailsmph62:

SPORTS ANIME GETS ME SO PUMPED UP
IM GONNA RIDE MY BIKE WHILE SPIKING MY VOLLEYBALL OVER THE SCHOOL’S SWIMMING POOL AND SCORE A TOUCHDOWN

kogrnaw:

itchyboob:

i think about this a lot

they are all named “Amanda”

kogrnaw:

itchyboob:

i think about this a lot

they are all named “Amanda”

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

#i want a bag of reject nerds#oh wait i’m on tumblr they’re everywhere

i hate you

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

i hate you

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kingorb:

shisnojon:

im sorry im sorry i fucked up so bad by making this

play this at my funeral

sharkchunks:

metalheadadam:

pimpinchilton:

commanderabutt:

shadow1423:

commanderabutt:

spaff-der-kegel-doer:

historynet:

seen on my face book feed(Anti-vaccination, modern)

"studies"

who has ever thought this ever

Don’t let your children drink water it might make them think drinking other clear liquids is okay do you want your child drinking bleach

don’t let your children walk, it might make them think its okay to walk away from home

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure not even people who use heroin believe it is beneficial.

Don’t let your child breathe air. Studies have shown thatin the event of a fire, children who breathe in air are much more likely to breathe in smoke than children who’ve never breathed air.

Don’t have a child. 100% of children grow up and die. You’re literally condemning your own children to die.

sharkchunks:

metalheadadam:

pimpinchilton:

commanderabutt:

shadow1423:

commanderabutt:

spaff-der-kegel-doer:

historynet:

seen on my face book feed(Anti-vaccination, modern)

"studies"

who has ever thought this ever

Don’t let your children drink water it might make them think drinking other clear liquids is okay do you want your child drinking bleach

don’t let your children walk, it might make them think its okay to walk away from home

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure not even people who use heroin believe it is beneficial.

Don’t let your child breathe air. Studies have shown thatin the event of a fire, children who breathe in air are much more likely to breathe in smoke than children who’ve never breathed air.

Don’t have a child. 100% of children grow up and die. You’re literally condemning your own children to die.

thespacegoat:

remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post

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and now to this day people still think he said it

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that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire intenet

fellwithoutyou:

castielgratia:



I LAUGHED WAY TOO FUCKIGN HARD

fellwithoutyou:

castielgratia:

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I LAUGHED WAY TOO FUCKIGN HARD

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no